Who I am
Describing who I am is quite difficult. I am an entrepreneur, a pilot, a scuba diver. A trivia enthusiast, a NRA Marksman, and deputy sheriff. I speak many languages, go many places, and enjoy collecting bourbon. To sum myself up would be too difficult, so please see below unedited testimonials from individuals when asked the question “describe Alexander in one or two sentences”.
“A dark haired Norwegian American living in Seattle with a worldly background and a knack for a wide variety of women, sometimes a little spicy” -Jake G.
“Human tripod that appreciates cleanliness. Is sometimes home but usually not and loves trivia and me” -Laura S.
“An eccentric worldly man of mystery” - Max S.
“A dashing and worldly gentleman, J. Alexander enables those around him to discover the many hidden charms in this adventure of life. His playful wit, insatiable curiosity, far-from-trivial trivia knowledge, and boundless care for his friends and family makes me proud to call him my friend” -Nick O.
Golf Handicap: 9.6
40-Yard Dash Time: TBD
SAT Score: 2180
Highschool GPA: 3.86
Girlfriends: 2.5
Felonies: 0
Misdemeanors: 0
Age: 30
Life Stats
Speeding Tickets: 3
Snapchat Score: 59,480
3 Dart Average: 32.64
Siblings: 1
Instagram Followers: 1,027
Flight Hours: 104.6
Block Blast High Score: 13,729
Clapped After Landing: 0
Fantasy Football Championships: 1
Alaska MVP Gold: Yes
Countries Visited: 101
Times Detained in Montenegro: 1
Hole in One’s: 0
Corepower Yoga Sessions: 57
FICO Credit Score: 839
Shoe Size: 10
Uber Rating: 4.82
Duolingo XP: 8,048
DM’s Sent: >55
Max Bench Press: 240
Mile Time: 7:23
Avg Oura Sleep Score: 89
State Championships: 4
Bottles of Bourbon Owned: 117
